A Pillow Monster I didn't make

The mosaic maker website is fun.  This is my dog, Albert.  He is a very good boy and I tell him so every day, so much so, that I think he believes his name to be "Good Boy" instead of Albert.  The only time he isn't a good boy is when he has his bone, which he loves very much.  Once the bone is in his possession, he guards it with his life and he believes everyone else wishes nothing but great harm upon it.  Have I told you that we have a voice for Albert?  I am sure other people have voices for their pets, I know we can't possibly be the only ones.  His voice sounds a bit rushed and very serious, but he has an inability to pronounce 'R's (they come out more like 'W's).  In this series of Albert shots we imagined him introducing his bone to the viewer, "Hello, this is my bone" but, with varying degrees of urgency because you can never get too close to his bone.