And.... Here he is. I named him myles, he is one of those great guys that can keep secrets. He'll store your secrets in his pocket and he'll never bring them out for anyone.
I forgot in my sketch that I wrote a mantra about going to the gym, which I didn't do. I decided that I am just going to take Albert on extra long walks for exercise instead of sweating on one of those eliptical machines surrounded by a bunch of other eliptical machines that have really fit sorority girls on them. Besides, I LOVE walks, and Albert love walks more than life itself. I think if he had the choice between a snausage the size of the wiener mobile or a quick jaunt around the block, he'd choose the jaunt.